"Holy Schnikes" I'm a blogger!
For my first ever blog post I thought it only fitting to use a well known phrase from the movie Tommy Boy staring the late Chris Farley who is a Wisconsin Native himself in my title. I would like to welcome each and every one of my followers (even the ones who are secretly spying with prying eyes). For those of you who don't know me I feel it only appropriate to disclose the following: *Disclaimer: You are reading this blog at your own risk. You are not being forced to and are not in any way required to continue reading at any point in time. This blog is not for those who are faint of heart, have a cardiac history, may be pregnant, suffer from rectal-cranial inversion (head up ass) syndrome, have thin skin, don't understand sarcasm, feel the need to be politically correct (it's Merry fucking Christmas) all the time, or require a participation trophy for every even that you participate in. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Now that we've gotten that out of the way, "